Sir Reginald Bunnikins Finds Bergamot Bunny

by VioletLeBeaux | Mar 5, 2014 | Craft, Inspiration

Once upon a time, Sir Reginald Bunnikins was a very lonely bunny. Sir Reginald, or Turnip as he was known to his very close friends, had a very good job as the owner of the world’s largest tea factory. He had a sprawling manor house in the country side to spend his weekends at and a delightful city flat just near his club to enjoy during the week. Sir Reginald had all the tea he could possibly drink and some very lovely bunny friends but something always seemed to be missing.

You see, Sir Reginald had been blessed with a very good name and character but as his nickname suggested, he wasn’t so full in the brains department. In fact he had received his nickname as an homage to his best friend Violet’s most treasured romantic hero: Turnip Fitzhugh. Also his head kind of looked like a turnip.

But that was just the problem wasn’t it? Sir Reginald wasn’t much in the way of a romantic hero, he had no Arabella to rescue or eat pudding with! As a proper Victorian gentleman with no formal introductions it was rather hard for him to meet an appropriately chaperoned young bunny lady in this day and age.

The whole issue made Sir Reginald’s brain box hurt.

And so it was one day after discussing the problem with Violet, that Sir Reginald set out to find a solution to his rather larger problem. Rather! He climbed the highest shelf he could find and grabbed some supplies. Surely if he couldn’t be introduced to a young bunny lady, perhaps he could make one? Sir Reginald worked tirelessly all night, only stopping for 6 tea and pudding breaks. He made a rather comely bunny body… And a delightful bunny head… The ears of course were the most important part, how otherwise would one be able to have a delightful chat over tea and sandwiches. And Sir Reginald really did like sandwiches. Sir Reginald worked continuously adding all of the appropriate elements… Hands, feet, a fluffy tail, a really big brain (because one of them ought to have one don’t you know!). He sourced a bow from the finest couturier and added the finishing touches to his new best friend. But what could he name her? A beautiful bunny like this without a name just appeared a bit unseemly, how would the staff be able to announce them at balls if she had no name? After a long think, Bergamot came to mind… It was of course the key ingredient in Sir Reginald’s favourite kind of tea. Bergamot Bunny awoke with a start and looked into the eyes of her one true love! “Oh! Er… Hello there Miss Bunny!” Sir Reginald stuttered awkwardly. Luckily somehow Bergamot Bunny, who had managed to acquire both a brain and a decent idea of true love, saw her opportunity and went for it! *kissing* How very improper! Without a chaperone and everything! Sir Reginald was highly shocked and had to hide around the corner for a bit. Bergamot was left to roll her eyes. That was kind of a feature of their relationship from that point on. And they lived happily ever after or some such nonsense!